Staff Reports
Get ready for some JAW-DROPPING news, folks! Khaled Mashal, one of the leaders and a founding member of Hamas, recently took to YouTube to issue a call for global Jihad! Can you believe it? This guy must have a serious case of what we like to call “Jihad Fever.”
In his video, which has now been made private (boo YouTube!), Mashal called on Muslims everywhere to target the people of Israel. That’s right, he wants them to show their anger on what he’s calling the “Friday of Al-Aqsa flood.” Oh, how poetic! He’s hoping this anger will send a message to the Zionists and, wait for it… America! Looks like Mashal just can’t resist throwing in some good ol’ fashioned anti-Americanism too.
But wait, it gets even better (or worse, depending on your perspective). Mashal is also asking for financial help from all Muslims around the world. He’s calling it “Financial Jihad” – a term that just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Apparently, he wants Muslims to give their hard-earned money to the fighters in Gaza, you know, to compensate them for all that destruction they’ve caused. So generous, right?
Khalid Mashal the leader and founding member of Hamas gave a speech today asking Muslims all around the world to do the following:⁰⁰1. To show anger, especially next Friday, in Muslim countries and Also among Muslim diaspora around the world; he called it “the Friday of Al-Aqsa… pic.twitter.com/koJ42DRFMy
— Brother Rachid الأخ رشيد (@BrotherRasheed) October 11, 2023
Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. Our buddy Mashal is also demanding political pressure from Muslim leaders and nations to stop Israel’s military invasion of Gaza. Because nothing says “peaceful resolution” like pressuring other countries to bend to your will, am I right?
Now here’s the real kicker: Mashal wants all Muslims to carry out Jihad with their souls. That’s right, he’s calling on them to fight and become martyrs for Al-Aqsa. He even specifically mentions Muslims living in countries surrounding Israel, like Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt, to go to the borders and try to enter. Talk about a recipe for disaster!
You know what’s truly terrifying, though? Mashal’s call for Jihad might actually have some horrifying consequences. According to a brave individual named Brother Rachid, who translated the video, we might see possible terrorist attacks next Friday. Yes, you heard that right, folks! This could mean violence and destruction in European countries, the U.S., and even attacks against Americans and Jews in Muslim countries. It’s a sad reality but one we must be prepared for.
But here’s a twist for you – despite all the big talk and grand plans, it seems like Mashal’s Jihadist forces won’t be materializing at the borders of Israel. What a surprise! I guess Mashal’s call to action was just hot air after all. But that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain vigilant and united against any threat to our national security.
In the midst of this madness, Hamas has also declared October 13 as General Mobilization Day for the “Al-Aqsa Flood Operation.” How catchy! They’re urging Palestinians from the West Bank and Jerusalem to join massive rallies and confront Israeli soldiers. Ah, yes, because nothing says peaceful protest like confronting armed soldiers. Bravo, Hamas, bravo.
Let’s not forget that Hamas is even trying to appeal to the “free people of the world” to mobilize in solidarity with their cause. They want support for their “legitimate rights to freedom, independence, return, and self-determination.” Well, that’s just adorable, isn’t it? Too bad their version of freedom and self-determination involves violence and destruction.
Folks, the world can be a pretty scary place sometimes. It’s filled with individuals like Mashal who are determined to spread hatred, violence, and chaos. But fear not! We must stand firm against these forces and reject their extremist ideology. Our values of peace, freedom, and justice will always prevail. Stay strong, stay informed, and most importantly, stay safe.
