Hunter Biden: Master of Subpoena Evasion! Will He Testify Now?

It appears the saga of Hunter Biden’s congressional testimony continues to unfold like a poorly written reality TV show. After defying the initial subpoenas to sit for a closed-door deposition before the House Judiciary and Oversight committees, Hunter’s made it known that he will now grace Congress with his presence. Oh, what a privilege!

But don’t pop the champagne just yet, folks. House Chairmen Jim Jordan and James Comer have had enough of Hunter’s shenanigans. In a joint letter to his attorney, Abbe Lowell, they invite him back to Congress, with a tone dripping in sarcasm. Will Hunter take the bait this time? We wait with bated breath.

The House committees have been very patient with Hunter’s antics. They even took the time to explain the subpoenas to him and rejected his request for special treatment. But no, Hunter decided to be a drama queen. Instead of showing up for his deposition, he opted for a little performance on the Capitol steps, complete with prepared remarks. Is this guy angling for an Oscar, or what?

And let’s not forget his flashy stunt at the contempt hearing. The Committees were meeting to discuss holding Hunter in contempt, and what does he do? He flaunts his defiance like he’s auditioning for a reality TV show. Rumor has it, he even had it filmed for a documentary. Bravo, Hunter! Your ability to dodge accountability and seek the spotlight knows no bounds.

But the letter from the Chairmen doesn’t hold back. It lays down the law, reminding Hunter that there is no legal basis for him to disregard the subpoenas. In fact, his behavior towards the House has been nothing short of contemptuous. He has willfully defied the subpoenas and insists on testifying in a public setting. Oh, the audacity!

However, the House committees are willing to accommodate Hunter’s newfound “willingness” to testify. So, they’ll issue new subpoenas, reminding him that he will be treated like any other witness before the Committees. Will Hunter finally learn his lesson and comply? Or will he once again try to be the star of the show?

Honestly, it’s hard to say. The only thing certain about Hunter Biden is his ability to consistently avoid accountability. It’s like watching a never-ending episode of “Where’s Waldo?” Except, instead of finding Waldo, we’re trying to find feigned remorse and honesty from Hunter.

The House GOP deserves a round of applause for their patience and persistent pursuit of the truth. While Hunter may continue to play games, conservatives can rest assured that the House committees are not giving up. They’re ready to chase Hunter until the truth is uncovered. Let the games continue, and may the best liar win.

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