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NYPD Quashes Pro-Hamas Chaos, Academia Shields Radicals!

The NYPD had to swoop in and put the kibosh on the pro-Hamas crowd at New York University, and wouldn’t you know it, the professors formed a human chain to shield them from justice! It’s like a bad game of hide-and-seek, but instead of hiding behind a couch, these professors are shielding radical troublemakers from facing the music.

This whole debacle just goes to show you the wacky world of academia, where common sense goes to die. Professors, who are supposed to be educating our youth, are busy playing human shield for folks who fancy themselves as supporters of a terrorist organization. It’s like a real-life episode of “Silly Professors Gone Wild.” What does Hamas have to do with higher learning anyway? Absolutely nothing!

It’s a real head-scratcher how these professors got it in their heads that protecting pro-Hamas protesters was the noble thing to do. Maybe they missed the memo that radical groups like Hamas are no bueno. But hey, in the world of academia, common sense can be a pretty rare bird, like a unicorn that only comes out during a total solar eclipse.

The wild world of academics once again strays from the path of reason and finds itself in the middle of a kooky controversy. Can’t they stick to teaching Shakespeare and algebra instead of playing bodyguard for troublemakers? It’s a real head-scratcher, but hey, what else is new in the wacky world of academia?

Written by Staff Reports

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