Staff Reports
Hot off the press, Sly Stallone has bid adieu to the sinking ship that is California and set sail for the sun-drenched shores of Florida! That’s right, folks, the man behind Rocky and Rambo has packed up his movie memorabilia and made a run for it, leaving the once-great state of California in his rearview mirror.
In a dramatic video announcement to his family, Stallone declared that he and his wife Jennifer Flavin had seen enough of California’s high taxes, rampant crime, and oppressive leadership. Can you blame him? Who wants to stay in a state where the only thing going up faster than the cost of living is the crime rate?
Breaking: Rocky Balboa Stallone is leaving Commifornia to Florida ???
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— 1776 (@TheWakeninq) February 21, 2024
And let’s not forget the cherry on top of Florida’s welcoming sundae – no state income tax! That means more money in Stallone’s pocket to spend on whatever he darn well pleases. Honestly, who wouldn’t want to swap Hollywood for palm trees and sunshine?
But it’s not just Stallone who’s had enough of California’s circus. Even Casey DeSantis, the gracious wife of Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis, is rolling out the red carpet for Stallone, giving a not-so-subtle dig at California’s governor, Gavin Newsom. It’s like a real-life episode of the Twilight Zone where common sense reigns supreme.
And while Stallone may claim his move is for a “new creative spark,” it’s pretty clear that the real motivation is to escape the sinking ship that is California. Who can blame him for wanting to ditch the sinking ship for greener pastures?
So, here’s to you, Sly Stallone, for making the bold move to leave behind the train wreck that California has become. And to Governor Newsom and his band of merry taxers, maybe take a page out of Stallone’s book and start focusing on fixing the mess you’ve made instead of chasing away the very people who made California great in the first place.
