Staff Reports
In a brilliant move to oust President Joe Biden from the White House, the unstoppable Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-Fla) is already looking forward to the 80-year-old’s early retirement on January 20th, 2025. With an unparalleled sense of humor, DeSantis is calling on his millions of supporters to join him in signing a retirement card for Biden, so they can bid him adieu before he embarks on his way. This retirement card will be graciously delivered to the White House, reminding Biden that his days as Commander-in-Chief are numbered.
In an email from DeSantis’s campaign, it boldly proclaims, “Biden has been running our country into the ground since he took office, and Gov. DeSantis is ready to send him on a nice retirement trip back to his basement in Delaware.” The governor’s wit knows no bounds! With every word, he reminds us just how disastrous Biden’s presidency has been, and how DeSantis is prepared to steer our country back on the right track.
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DeSantis Bids a Farewell to Biden By Sending Him a Retirement Cardhttps://t.co/DoInWn4Klg
— Carly Atchison Bird (@CarlyAtch) July 20, 2023
It’s no secret that DeSantis is eagerly counting down the days until Biden’s departure, as he sends this card as a friendly reminder that the end of Biden’s tenure is fast approaching. This isn’t just any retirement card – it’s a symbol of hope, a beacon of change, and a glimpse into a glorious future. While DeSantis tirelessly crisscrosses the country, gracing numerous states with his energetic presence, Biden has confined himself to two states: delusion and confusion. It’s high time we bid him farewell and send him home to Delaware!
Recent reports have revealed that DeSantis’s campaign is making a stunning 360-degree turn, which has left political pundits amazed. In a surprising twist, the governor appeared on CNN for an interview with Jake Tapper, despite previously criticizing former President Trump’s appearances on liberal media outlets. Ah, the art of keeping people on their toes! DeSantis knows that consistency is overrated and that keeping his rivals guessing is the key to success.
Even though the polls may not be in his favor at the moment, DeSantis remains unfazed. He is focused on winning the caucuses and primaries in January and February, choosing to ignore the trivial matter of polling numbers. Instead of dwelling on the past like our beloved 45th president, DeSantis looks to the future and proudly articulates a positive vision for America. He understands that dwelling on what happened four years ago is a distraction we can ill afford. Bravo, governor, for being forward-thinking!
With Iowa in his sights, DeSantis is sparing no effort in his campaign. He knows that victory in this must-win state is within his grasp. Recently, his super PAC released a brilliant ad highlighting Trump’s criticism of Iowa’s governor, Kim Reynolds (R). It’s a strategic move that puts DeSantis ahead of other GOP candidates. He is clearly Trump’s top rival for the 2024 election, and rightly so! DeSantis has proven time and time again that he possesses the wit, charisma, and unwavering commitment our country needs at this crucial juncture.
The stage is set, and the stars are aligning for Gov. Ron DeSantis. His unwavering determination, combined with his unparalleled sense of humor, make him the perfect candidate to lead our great nation into a brighter future. It’s time to bid farewell to the Biden era and embrace the promise of a DeSantis-led America. Get ready, folks, because change is on the horizon, and it’s coming in the form of a cheerful retirement card and a visionary leader.
